On today’s show, Mat creates bewitching names for a wizardous game, Dan justifies his love of Clippy the paperclip, Andrew rips fat clouds with Gandalf The Dank, and Mélissa pinches owls. We also enjoy some ridiculous voicemails along the way.
This week’s word is “Casino” sent to us by Meghan!
Today we celebrate Mother’s Day with the legendary Shelley – Mat’s Mom! Laugh with us as she reveals her insane theory about the security cameras at the casino, recalls the time she accidentally said something racist, gives us the definition of “Gretzky vision”, explains how she played a game of 15 Love at a truckstop, and tells us the nitty-gritty details of the time she saw two people doin’ the nasty at a pizza joint.
Today’s show kicks off with an intro courtesy of Adam and Bryon of Everyone Has A Podcast! After, we play a game of “Two Lies and a Truth”! Is Dan really a master of Karate? Has Andrew scared off a prostitute just by looking at her? Did Mat hide a stolen muddy toothbrush in a bus? Was Mélissa lying about stumbling upon a dead body!? Find out all this and more, when we air our dirty laundry on today’s podcast!
On today’s show, Mélissa promotes her new musky perfume, Andrew gets pooped on by a magical Disney bird, Dan gets too excited about travel plans, and Mat has a horribly crippling gambling addiction. Sorry about the audio quality! I’m still working out the kinks in the new equipment. Next week’s episode should sound less… bad. Promise!
This week, Andrew hates the price of Lego, Dan has an obsession with cellphones, Mat wishes he was a worse human being, and Mélissa learns two valuable life skills: lock picking and switchblade slingin’.