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Episode 153: “Satan”

Today’s word is “Satan” sent to us by Ian N!

On this week’s show, Mat takes a very laissez-faire approach to religion and geography, Dan performs the Sidewinder™ on an adult bunk bed, Andrew explains how snake+apple=clothes, and Mélissa gives us another futile french lesson.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Beelz by Stephen Lynch!

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Episode 152: “Bird”

Today’s word is “Bird” sent to us by Andrew’s Dad!

On this week’s show, Mélissa kisses Skittles and sings like an angel, Mat ranks poops and gets peeved by pets, Dan makes awkward hand gestures while givin’ her the ol’ steamland cleaver, and Andrew offers us some nuggets after flip-flopping on a feathery purchase.

The song at the end of today’s episode is a monstrosity!

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Episode 151: “Corruption”

Today’s word is “Corruption” sent to us by Chatroulette!

On this week’s show, Andrew argues the benefits of cartoon pornography, Dan partners with criminals, Mat opens a file he was explicitly told not to open, and Mélissa finds out she’s 60% “the one”.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Money and Corruption by The Kinks!

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Episode 149: “Luck” with Mat’s Mom!

Today’s word is “Luck” sent to us by Geojamster!

On this week’s podcast, Mat gambles in the Unicorn Forest, Andrew tries to figure out how bingo works, Mélissa collects chicken pox tips, and Mat’s Mom starts a new vicious feud with Adam from EHAP.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Get Lucky by Daft Punk!

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[Real] Episode 148: “Soap”

A fake version of this episode was posted on April 1st, 2018 for April Fools day. Check it out here!

Today’s word is “Soap” sent to us by Ian N!

On today’s show, Dan gets his mouth washed out with soap and Tabasco sauce, Mat’s dumb tongue and gag reflex stops him from doing the one thing he may actually be good at, Mélissa doesn’t wash her genitals, and Andrew is built for books.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Soap by Melanie Martinez!

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[April Fools!] Episode 148: “Soap”

APRIL FOOLS!

Of course this was just an April Fools goof! Although I wouldn’t put it past us to post an episode with nothing but songs for children about bathing any other day of the year, this was indeed just a classic case of One Word, Go! shenanigans.

The crazy part? It was strangely easy to find all these songs on YouTube. Why are there so many YouTube videos featuring songs for children about bathing? I mean, based on all the comments on these videos, it’s clear there’s an overwhelming amount of parents out there that are able to use these videos to get their kids to bathe, but does the animation and/or acting always have to be so nightmare-inducing? Don’t believe me? Here are the sources for the videos we used (in the order we used them):

Bath Song w NEW Kids Video and More Nursery Rhymes
by Baby Kids Songs TV

Bath Song | If You’re Healthy and You know It | Bath Time Song | Brushing Teeth Song
by FUNTASTIC TV – Kids Songs and Nursery Rhymes

Bath Song – ABCkidTV by ABCkidTV
by Nursery Rhymes

Bath Song | FlickBox Nursery Rhymes for Babies | Children Rhymes English
by FlickBox Studios – Nursery Rhymes and Kids Songs

Bath Song for Kids | Play & Bath | 3D Animation Rhymes & Songs for Children
by BillionSurpriseToys Songs – Kids Nursery Rhymes

Coconut Soap
by Frank Leto

Im Clean (the bath song)
by joysing45

Scrub-a-Dub-Dub | Fun Bath Song | Mother Goose Club Songs for Children
by Mother Goose Club

The Bath Song ♫ Plim Plim ♫ Kids Songs Nursery Rhymes
by Plim Plim – A Heart’s Hero

Sesame Street: Ernie and his Rubber Duckie
by Sesame Street

I bolded what is undeniably the creepiest one in the list, and arguably the most horrifying video on YouTube ever. Thanks for another ridiculous April Fools! Oh, and Happy Easter!

Today’s word is “Soap” sent to us by Ian N!

On today’s show, Dan gets his mouth washed out with soap and Tabasco sauce, Mat’s dumb tongue and gag reflex stops him from doing the one thing he may actually be good at, Mélissa doesn’t wash her genitals, and Andrew is built for books.

The real Episode 148: “Soap” can be found here.

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Extra: “Andrew’s Odyssey”

This is a snippet of an interesting conversation we had during the soundcheck before recording a full episode of the podcast.

Andrew manages to run out of gas, forget the pin code he’s been using for years, get stuck in the middle of traffic, and sell a cellphone to a stranger – all before arriving late to record the show. We also discuss how to properly divide the blame in an affair.

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Episode 145: “Cringe”

Today’s word is “Cringe” sent to us by Laura-lee!

This week, Mat hides a super-secret bottle in his closet, Dan watches crime from a distance, Andrew deliberately taunts with emojis, and Mélissa mixes alcohol with food coloring and milk.

The song at the end of today’s show is a cover of Ylvis’ The Fox from our very own Dan.

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Special: “Scrooge Hard”

Happy Holidays from The One Word, Go! Show!

Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa began working on this year’s action-packed Christmas special all the way back in May. Unfortunately, they can’t seem to get along. Get ready to laugh throughout this entire explosive, ghost-filled, time-bending holiday special!

We look forward to tons of new One Word, Go! content in 2018!

A huge thanks to everyone who participated in making Scrooge Hard possible:
Mat Torchia
– Writer, “Mat”
Jason Torchia
– Writer, “Twinklenose”
Dan Loree
– “Dan”, “Ghost of Christmas Present”
Andrew Sturgess
– “Andrew”, “Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come”
Mélissa C.
– “Mélissa”, “Ghost of Christmas Past”
Meghan T.
– Writer, “Denny’s Hostess”
Kristian T.
– “Young Mat”
Adam from Everyone Has a Podcast
– “Lunch Hole Announcer”, “My Dude”
If I forgot to name you, I am sincerely sorry!
Let me know, so I can correct that ASAP.

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Episode 144: “Barbecue”

Today’s word is “Barbecue” sent to us by Pure!

This week, Dan is the manliest of men, Mélissa doesn’t understand BBQ sauce, Andrew lies to nurses, and Mat calls his stepdad Ben to hear about all his barbecue mishaps.

The song at the end of today’s show is Bar B-Q by the Wendy Rene!

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