Category Archives: 2016 Episodes

Episode 107: “Pickle”

Today’s word is “Pickle” sent to us by Kenneth Chase!

On this week’s episode, Dan attempts to host the show (and it’s a terrible trainwreck), Andrew proves his knowledge of ’90s cartoon intros, Mat explains his aversion to grape flavored beverages, and Mélissa loves starch.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called Pickle by Jake Differ!

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Episode 106: “Eyebrows”

Today’s word is “Eyebrows” sent to us by Meghan!

On today’s show, Mat finds a grey hair in an unexpected place, Mélissa is plagued by an invisible beard, Andrew hides his receding hairline by growing the rest out, and Dan’s been shamefully shaving his uni-brow for years. We also debate how common it is to use your hands while running up the stairs in your own home – do you do it? Weigh in!

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The song at the end of today’s show is called Unibrow Song by Rhett and Link!

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Episode 105: “Retail”

Today’s word is “Retail” sent to us by Morgan!

On today’s show, Mat gets sexually assaulted by a child at Walmart, Dan preemptively calls an ambulance for the guy who’s ass he’s going to kick, Mélissa gets assaulted by a pen, and Andrew talks about the time his brother said “no” to a burglar.

Huge thanks to Adam from Everyone Has A Podcast for playing the store employee in the intro!

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The song at the end of today’s show is called The Customer is Always Right by Wormstew!

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Episode 104: “Wish”

Sorry for the late episode – Mat’s computer exploded!

Today’s word is “Wish” sent to us by Princess Jasmine!

On today’s show, Andrew gets three wishes to use as he sees fit, Dan tries to defend Walt Disney by comparing him to Hitler, Mélissa wants all the food with none of the effort, and Mat tries to find a loophole in Genie’s 3 rules.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called When You Wish Upon A Star by Cliff Edwardsand our overlords the Wonderful World of Disney! (Please don’t sue us, Walt.)

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Episode 103: “Vandalism”

On today’s show, Andrew has a fabulous ass and majestic lady-hair, Mélissa provides us with a plethora of chicken facts, Dan learns to not be friends with Mat, who lets people take the rap for his own vandalism-related crimes.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called Vandalize by Luther Dickinson!

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Episode 102: “Malfunction”

On today’s show, Mat raps about Chewbacca and Han Solo, Dan accidentally sends explicit messages to the wrong person, Andrew gets upset over the loss of his expensive cookies, and Mélissa buys Andrew a Kander Surprise™ filled with a less than appealing Grout figurine.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called Malfunction (Cro-Mags Cover) by Lavalette!

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[Real] Episode 101: “Parking”

Last week we teased you with our April Fools episode. We apologize for that. On today’s show, Andrew gets booted and pays for freedom, Mat has no idea how to do most things including shaving and using shower curtains, Dan craves a delicious bacon melt (seriously, how good would a bacon melt be right now?) and we grill Mélissa about her poor hygiene including peeing in the shower.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called No Parking on the Dance Floor by Midnight Star!

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[April Fools!] Episode 101: “Parking”

APRIL FOOLS!

It just wouldn’t be the start of April without us playing a little joke on you. In addition to the near-hour long “episode” of Mat attempting to park a car, we posted some insane tweets on our Twitter feed to compliment the ridiculous show notes below.

Oh well… at least the shoulder-angels were legit. We apologize for playing this trick on you, but at least it was better than Dan singing for half an hour, our 2015 April Fools gag!

Don’t worry! The real version of Episode 101: “Parking” will be up on April 5th!

On today’s show, Mat sets fire to a ’96 Honda Accord, Dan parks on top of a sacred ancient Indian burial ground, Andrew becomes a meter maid and learns how to maid meters, and Mélissa explodes.

Next week’s word is “malfunction”! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!

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Episode 100: “Unicorn”

On today’s show, we blow smoke up our own asses as we celebrate hitting our 100th episode! While today’s word, “unicorn”, takes back-seat to a game of “Who Said That?”, we have fun reminiscing over past clips from the show including our favourite ridiculous quotes from Mat, Dan, Andrew, Mélissa, Fish, Breanne, and Mitch, as well as a few special guests that have helped us reach this magnificent milestone. Thanks for everything, everyone! Here’s to the next 100!

Also, Mat has no idea that unicorns are mythical creatures.

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The song at the end of today’s show is called The Unicorn Song by The Irish Rovers!

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Episode 99: “Grudge”

On today’s show, Mat finds his car at Maboob’s, Dan pays for ad space on his own show, Andrew puts two Japanese people in a room and watches them, Melissa waits at the window for packages.

The song at the end of today’s show is called I Hold No Grudge by Nina Simone! Special thanks to Reddit user /u/Omegatoko for his voicework in the intro!

Don’t forget to check out our 2015 Christmas special, Chilled to the Brim, by clicking here!

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