Today’s word is “Retail” sent to us by Morgan!

On today’s show, Mat gets sexually assaulted by a child at Walmart, Dan preemptively calls an ambulance for the guy who’s ass he’s going to kick, Mélissa gets assaulted by a pen, and Andrew talks about the time his brother said “no” to a burglar.

Huge thanks to Adam from Everyone Has A Podcast for playing the store employee in the intro!

Next week’s word is “eyebrows”! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!

The song at the end of today’s show is called The Customer is Always Right by Wormstew!

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